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Scott Disick Called Kourtney Kardashian Fat

By on March 12, 2013
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On last Sunday’s episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, threw his name in the hat for the coveted Best Boyfriend of the Year award. Scott, who’s still wearing an eye patch, complained to Kourtney that she’s still a fatass even though it’s been 9 months since she had her second kid.

“Ugh, I feel like 93 is the dream.” He said, “Your body was bangin’ when I first saw you on the beach with that little ass.” The implication is now she looks like a walrus that flops on to shore to sunbathe.

Kourtney said she was having a hard time losing weight and she’s trying to do it the “healthy way.” Scott, ever the gentleman, didn’t think it was good enough. “Do it the healthy way, just do it faster. You’re my piece of machinery.” Has Scott been taking dating advice from Chris Brown? Maybe.

Naturally, Kourtney started to cry but Scott made her feel all better. “You know that you’re perfect. I just felt like you wanted to lose a couple extra pounds. I just feel like sometimes you want to be thinner.”

See? It’s not Scott that wants you thin, it’s you who wants you thin. Scott is just here to encourage you to stop being so fat.

People started lighting him up on Twitter which really made him look inward and think about his words and how they cut Kourtney like a knife.

Haha, just kidding, bro. High five!

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