Gwyneth Paltrow Had to Shave Her Pubes

I don’t know if you realize this but celebrities sacrifice a lot for us. Like their glorious 70’s style bush that they were cultivating with such care and precision.

Case in point. Gwyneth Paltrow told Ellen that the dress she wore to the LA premiere of Iron Man 3 didn’t afford her the ability to wear panties. So she didn’t and ended up having to shave her pubes.

Gwyneth: I kind of had a disaster. I was doing a show and I changed there and I went and I couldn’t wear underwear. I don’t think I can tell this story on TV!

Ellen: Well, now you’ve told it.

Gwyneth: Well, let’s just say everyone went scrambling for a razor and so I went from being the most beautiful to the most humiliated in one day.

Ellen: I really have some questions now. You certainly don’t take care of yourself. I mean, it was just the side of your leg. What is going on with you?

Gwyneth: I work a 70s vibe, you know? (thanks Dlisted for the transcript)

Gwyneth should have just styled her bush with a hipster look. You know, turn it into a nice handlebar mustache. Trust me, this is going to be the new thing. It’s retro, sophisticated and classy. So much so that Chris Martin will have to go down on her wearing a monocle.

Paltrow also played a “guess the rapper” game with Ellen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tLo_2dAf4Wk

This may be an unpopular opinion, but I have this theory that Gwyneth Paltrow would actually be really cool to hang out with if she wasn’t trapped in her little bubble of celebrity where buying a $300 bottle of lotion is a good way to save money.