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Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Made Yoga Popular

Gwyneth Paltrow Taking Credit for Making Yoga Popular, Barbara Palvin’s Bikini Ass and More

By Chuck Liddle December 5, 2018

Fatphobic Gwyneth Paltrow Deigns to Sell Clothes to Heavy People

By Laura Kelly November 28, 2018

Chris Martin Says Gwyneth Paltrow Left Him Feeling ‘Worthless,’ Pissing Off Gwyneth Who Says That’s What Worthless People Say

By Laura Kelly November 26, 2018

Gwyneth Paltrow Might Get A Netflix Talk Show And It Will Be A Tribute to Human Misery

By Laura Kelly November 20, 2018

The Bad, The Dumb, and The Ugly: The 2018 GOOP Holiday Gift Guide

It’s Gwyneth Paltrow’s Fame and Not Her Fucking Vagina Eggs That Won’t Land Her GOOP Investments

By Laura Kelly November 16, 2018

Even Gwyneth Paltrow’s Dad Thought She Sucked

By Eric Karnes October 9, 2018

Amber Rose Is Out Here Accusing Gwyneth Paltrow of Sleeping with Jay-Z

By Jeremy Lambert July 27, 2018

Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Goop’ Is Getting a Fact-Checker, Will Soon Be Replaced With Old Episodes of ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’

By Eric Karnes July 26, 2018

Harvey Weinstein Now Accused of Multiple Rapes

By Eric Karnes October 10, 2017

Gwyneth Paltrow is Selling Vampire Repellent Now

By Eric Karnes September 20, 2017

Gwyneth Paltrow Admitted She’s Clueless About GOOP

By Michael Griffin June 6, 2017

Chris Martin Wants to Do Charlize Theron Which Makes Gwyneth Paltrow Sad

By Chuck Liddle May 19, 2017

A Lot of Very Rich, Very Wrong People to Attend Gwyneth Paltrow’s Wellness Summit

By Isadora Teich

Gywneth Paltrow’s Cookbooks Might Kill You

By Isadora Teich March 31, 2017

Gwyneth Paltrow Gives Anal Sex Tips and Teaches Old Women How to Have Casual Sex

By Isadora Teich March 24, 2017

Gwyneth Paltrow Says Octopuses are ‘Too Smart To Be Food’

By Isadora Teich

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants Women to Get Rid of Their Parasites

By Isadora Teich March 8, 2017

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants Women to Put Stone Eggs in Their Vag

By Isadora Teich January 18, 2017