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Jenny McCarthy’s Red Carpet Emmys Interview Made Celebs Cringe

By William Twiddlesmith September 23, 2019

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Leaving Marvel, So Black Widow and Scarlet Witch Will Have to Find a New Source for Rocks to Put Up Their Vaginas

By Eric Karnes February 19, 2019

Gwyneth Paltrow is Bringing Goop TV to Netflix

Gwyneth Paltrow Sued for Skiing Hit-And-Run

By Jo Davis January 29, 2019

Gwyneth Paltrow Reveals Why Brad Pitt Always Copies His Girlfriends’ Looks

By Jo Davis January 7, 2019

Gwyneth Paltrow Says She Made Yoga Popular

Fatphobic Gwyneth Paltrow Deigns to Sell Clothes to Heavy People

By Jo Davis November 28, 2018

Chris Martin Says Gwyneth Paltrow Left Him Feeling ‘Worthless,’ Pissing Off Gwyneth Who Says That’s What Worthless People Say

By Jo Davis November 26, 2018

Gwyneth Paltrow Might Get A Netflix Talk Show And It Will Be A Tribute to Human Misery

By Jo Davis November 20, 2018

The Bad, The Dumb, and The Ugly: The 2018 GOOP Holiday Gift Guide

It’s Gwyneth Paltrow’s Fame and Not Her Fucking Vagina Eggs That Won’t Land Her GOOP Investments

By Jo Davis November 16, 2018

Even Gwyneth Paltrow’s Dad Thought She Sucked

By Eric Karnes October 9, 2018

Amber Rose Is Out Here Accusing Gwyneth Paltrow of Sleeping with Jay-Z

By Jeremy Lambert July 27, 2018

Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Goop’ Is Getting a Fact-Checker, Will Soon Be Replaced With Old Episodes of ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’

By Eric Karnes July 26, 2018

Harvey Weinstein Now Accused of Multiple Rapes

By Eric Karnes October 10, 2017

Gwyneth Paltrow is Selling Vampire Repellent Now

By Eric Karnes September 20, 2017

Gwyneth Paltrow Admitted She’s Clueless About GOOP

By Michael Griffin June 6, 2017

Chris Martin Wants to Do Charlize Theron Which Makes Gwyneth Paltrow Sad

By William Twiddlesmith May 19, 2017

A Lot of Very Rich, Very Wrong People to Attend Gwyneth Paltrow’s Wellness Summit

By Isadora Teich