What Share Gwyneth Paltrow’s Employees had to Actually Smell Her Vagina to Make Vagina-Scented Candle By James Sainte-Claire September 3, 2020
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Selling Vagina Candle That Smells Like Gwyneth’s By William Twiddlesmith January 11, 2020
Jenny McCarthy’s Red Carpet Emmys Interview Made Celebs Cringe By William Twiddlesmith September 23, 2019
Gwyneth Paltrow Is Leaving Marvel, So Black Widow and Scarlet Witch Will Have to Find a New Source for Rocks to Put Up Their Vaginas By James Sainte-Claire February 19, 2019
Chris Martin Says Gwyneth Paltrow Left Him Feeling ‘Worthless,’ Pissing Off Gwyneth Who Says That’s What Worthless People Say By Jo Davis November 26, 2018
Gwyneth Paltrow Might Get A Netflix Talk Show And It Will Be A Tribute to Human Misery By Jo Davis November 20, 2018
It’s Gwyneth Paltrow’s Fame and Not Her Fucking Vagina Eggs That Won’t Land Her GOOP Investments By Jo Davis November 16, 2018
Amber Rose Is Out Here Accusing Gwyneth Paltrow of Sleeping with Jay-Z By Jeremy Lambert July 27, 2018
Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Goop’ Is Getting a Fact-Checker, Will Soon Be Replaced With Old Episodes of ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ By James Sainte-Claire July 26, 2018