What Share Gwyneth Paltrow Managed to Turn Drinking Whiskey Into Pretentious Hipster Nonsense By James Sainte-Claire May 10, 2021
What Share Gwyneth Patrow is Selling Vibrators Now, No Word on Whose Vagina They Smell Like By James Sainte-Claire February 14, 2021
What This Out-Of-Control Fire Smells Like Gwyneth Paltrow’s Vagina By James Sainte-Claire January 19, 2021
What Gwyneth Paltrow’s Employees had to Actually Smell Her Vagina to Make Vagina-Scented Candle By James Sainte-Claire September 3, 2020
News Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Selling Vagina Candle That Smells Like Gwyneth’s By William Twiddlesmith January 11, 2020
TV Jenny McCarthy’s Red Carpet Emmys Interview Made Celebs Cringe By William Twiddlesmith September 23, 2019
Movies Gwyneth Paltrow Is Leaving Marvel, So Black Widow and Scarlet Witch Will Have to Find a New Source for Rocks to Put Up Their Vaginas By James Sainte-Claire February 19, 2019
News Chris Martin Says Gwyneth Paltrow Left Him Feeling ‘Worthless,’ Pissing Off Gwyneth Who Says That’s What Worthless People Say By Jo Davis November 26, 2018
TV Gwyneth Paltrow Might Get A Netflix Talk Show And It Will Be A Tribute to Human Misery By Jo Davis November 20, 2018
News It’s Gwyneth Paltrow’s Fame and Not Her Fucking Vagina Eggs That Won’t Land Her GOOP Investments By Jo Davis November 16, 2018
News Amber Rose Is Out Here Accusing Gwyneth Paltrow of Sleeping with Jay-Z By Jeremy Lambert July 27, 2018
