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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Selling Vagina Candle That Smells Like Gwyneth’s

Gwyneth Paltrow’s goop sells some horrible products (see vagina eggs), but this time, they hit a home run. Her goop site, which usually pushes out some insane ideas (see vampire repellent), is selling a vagina candle that smells like her vagina. The This Smells Like My Vagina candle came about when Paltrow and performer Douglass Little were “geeking” out on fragrances.

“This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP. The two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, “Uhhh..this smells like a vagina” — but evolved into a funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent. (That turned out to be perfect as a candle).”

It’s a genius idea. Everyone thinks so because that candle is sold out. And it’s $75! That’s about $70 too much. Shows you that marketing is everything in this world.

I’d get one, but I’m afraid I’d burn my tongue too much with it around.

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Lanie S
Lanie S
10 months ago

Why is only one person writing every single article….poorly? This one is the worst.

PunkA
PunkA
10 months ago

Taint, by GOOP.

Sounds about right.

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