Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis May Marry Next Spring

According to Page Six, Jason Sudeikis may officially be stealing Olivia Wilde from me. They say the two are planning to marry next spring in upstate New York and that Wilde has already chosen Monique Lhuillier to design her bridesmaids’ dresses.

The “Tron” actress dished a few details about her wedding to guests at a Monday bash at The General to celebrate her April Marie Claire cover. She added that the long engagement bucks her family’s usual trend of getting hitched months after a proposal.

Gosh, it’s like she hasn’t even read my letters telling her to marry me instead. I bet Jason has been hiding them from her all this time. That bastard.