Kanye West Still Whining About the Paparazzi
Kanye West performed last night at Adult Swim’s upfront and started whining again about how the paparazzi made him hit his head on a pole. He told everyone he’s not a celebrity because he makes real music, that he won’t be doing SNL skits about himself because his life isn’t a “f*cking joke,” and that he’ll drop your baby if you try to make him kiss it. Per Miss Info,
“I ain’t no muthafuckin celebrity… There’s one thing about me, I’m a terrible, terrible terrible celebrity. I don’t know if you really know there’s one thing about me but I’m the worst kind of, the worst kind of celebrity. All I do is make real music. All I do is sit in the studio and make real s**t. And that’s it. And that’s muthafuckin it. That’s muthafuckin it!
So I don’t want no people runnin’ up on me with cameras, trying to like sell pictures and s**t to magazines, asking me dumb ass questions, throwin’ me off my focus and s**t. Harrasin’ you all muthafuckin day. I ain’t no muthafuckain celebrity.
To be fair, he did stick a baby into Kim Kardashian who’d attach a GoPro to her assistant’s head so she could be filmed 24/7 if she could.
It’s so funny. Somebody asked me, ‘when you do SNL, are you going to do a skit about the paparazzi and s**t. And like humanize yourself? I ain’t hear to apologize to no muthafuckas man. It ain’t about me humanizing myself. At one point did I become un-human where I had to turn myself back. Or maybe I was demonized, or maybe I was treated inhumane and not human in that type of situation. I ain’t no muthafuckin celebrity. I ain’t runnin’ for office. I ain’t kissin’ nobody’s muthafuckin babies. I drop your baby and you muthafuckain sue me and s**t. I’m trying to make some music that inspires people to be the best that they can be. And I don’t want nobody else to ask anything of me! Don’t ask nothing else of me.
Don’t hand your baby to Kanye because he’ll just leave and you’ll end up dropping your kid on his head and they’ll end up retarded. By the transitive property, give your babies to Kanye, they’ll end up retarded. His kid is doomed.
Muthafuckas chasin you down, about to make you crash and s**t. And all they want is for a n***a to laugh and s**t. Hell nah, I ain’t doin no muthafuckin SNL skits. This is my Goddamn life. This ain’t no muthafuckin joke.
You want me to leave? I’ll leave Kanye!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ExHVJjQnj1Q