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Denver Broncos receiver Eric Decker and his new wife, country singer Jessie James, paraded around Maui yesterday. Oh, I get it. You think you’re better than me because you’re a rich pro-football player with a cute wife with big boobs. Is that it? Well, have a look at this hairdoll I made in the likeness of Katy Perry. Who’s the jealous one now?!