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Courtney Stodden Engaged to Doug Hutchison Again

In big D-lister news of the day, Courtney Stodden got re-engaged with her estranged husband, Doug Hutchison. Prospects must be slim for a never-was-been 19-year-old going on 30 with bolton DDs whose claim to fame is banging a 50-year-old when she was 16.

Courtney’s manager said she realized how much love she had for Doug and wanted to be together. Again.

Previously, Courtney said she and Doug separated because of their age difference and that she just wanted to “be 19.” Of course, what she really meant is she wanted to screw a bunch of dudes before settling down. Her mom, Keller, said as much.

But Keller says her daughter has had time to “experience other men” during their break and she now “want[s] to be with her original choice, her husband.”

Now that she’s put some mileage on her crotch, nulling that four year maintenance plan in less than 10 months, she’s ready. Her life is just like a fairytale!

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DAVID ALAN JONES RIDGE
DAVID ALAN JONES RIDGE
9 years ago

How many “knives” has she been under?
How much of her body is plastic?

bobalouski
bobalouski
9 years ago

Doug will never do any better. Just scrape off her new “scabs.”