Taylor Swift Insures Legs for $40 Million to Dance Like a White Girl Forever

Let’s be honest, $40 million for Taylor Swift’s legs? So not worth it. That’s 20 miill per leg or 1 Lebron James on each side. You’re saying Swift brings in more money than ‘Bron? Have you seen Lebron’s crossover? Let’s see Swift do that. She might break her own ankles or fall down in a uncoordinated heap of elbows and knees. From the National Enquirer:

“It seems like a ludicrous sum, but if something was to happen to her legs, Taylor wouldn’t be able to give her signature stage performances,” a source said.

“Her $200 million career would be in big trouble.”

You mean performances…like this?

“She thought her legs were possibly worth a million,” the source added. “But $40 million shocked her. She’s even a little embarrassed about it.”

Taylor’s team is plowing through the paperwork now, claimed the source, adding: “She wants it all sorted out before her world tour starts in May.”

Wonder how the insurance works on this. What if she gets a scar from falling while dancing awkwardly? Do her legs go down to $10m a piece? Now, she needs a bodyguard just in case Katy Perry decides to make like the Mafia on her legs.