El Chapo Puts $100 Million Bounty on Donald Trump, Dead or Alive

Like many of the other stupid things Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump says, he recently claimed that he’s the only person who can stop Mexican drug lord El Chapo, and that he’s the biggest reason why we need a wall running along the United States-Mexican border.

A Twitter account reportedly belonging to one of El Chapo’s sons threatened Trump, saying,

“Keep fucking around and I’m gonna make you swallow your bitch words you fucking whitey milkshitter.”

Cute!

According to a Mexican news source, now El Chapo is “allegedly offering a US$100 million bounty for whoever delivers billionaire and Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump to him dead or alive.”

According to various websites, sources close to the drug trafficker say Guzman was infuriated by Trump’s racist remarks against Mexicans.

“He was mad. He wants Donald Trump dead and will pay any amount of money to have Donald Trump’s head,” said an unnamed inmate, according to Most Extreme News.

Is this the craziest presidential election in history? Has anything more unbelievable happened? Trump has responded by beefing up security, but can you imagine if this continued to unfold? How bizarre and scary, and pretty avoidable. Like, Trump… just shut up…