The trailer for horror movie Handjob Cabin dropped yesterday, except you won’t be able to see more because it’s just a parody trailer which is cool because as I was watching it – at first under the impression that it was a full length film – I thought to myself, “This should have just been a trailer.”
Handjob Cabin follows four friends on a nice, relaxing trip to the woods. All our favorite stereotypes are there: the loud slacker, the couple who really need this vacation, and the other guy. The other guy is the first to go; he gets sexually assaulted by a horny ghost. And then so does everyone else. Comedian Owen Benjamin appears as a wise neighbor who tells the final girl that everyone hates handjobs.
I think they probably just wanted to see how many times they could say “handjob” in three minutes. Only seven actually.