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Celine Dion won’t save the wetlands

May 30th, 20081 comment

A recent survey conducted on Celine Dion’s Florida home suggests she uses nearly 18,000 gallons of water a day. Well above the average 170 gallons normal residents use. It is unclear whether this is is an irrigation leak or for their landscape, but it has left people outraged.
Whatever. Don’t these guys have better things to …

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Today is your lucky day

June 12th, 2007Respond

…because you get to see Celine Dion in a bikini. Best known for nothing really, she’s about as exciting as a catheter. If you made me choose between an enema and listening to her sing, I would ask you to be gentle and not to make the water too hot.

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Blogasmatic

February 27th, 2007Respond

Foxy Brown plays the race card. [Celebrity Smack]
Halle Berry at Ebony pre-Oscar celebration. [Bastardly]
Outrageous Oscars 2007 celebrity jewelery. [About]
George Michael addicted to the weed. [Celebitchy]

Celine Dion’s breasts will go on. [CityRag]
Keira Knightley is a ghost. [Derek Hail]
Orlando Bloom and Penelope Cruz. WTF? No, FTW! [Celebslam]
Of course those Antonella Barba blow job pics were fake. [Glitterati]
Karolina …

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