The Blemish

'nsfw' Posts

Lily Allen seems fun

Lily Allen is naked all the time so this isn’t really that big of deal. This is just to show that going to a Lily Allen concert doesn’t mean you’re ... Read More »

Carmen Electra is naked

Last night in Vegas, Carmen Electra went topless during her debut in The Crazy Horse Paris Show. Shocking news since, when was the last time she’s done that?! Carmen, who will ... Read More »

Mary-Louise Parker naked for Esquire

Finally, HQ scans of Mary-Louise Parker in this months Esquire have come out. I have no idea what the article actually says. I know it starts out with “Dear Ms. ... Read More »

Someone find Lady GaGa a shirt

You know what would have been 100 times better than Lady GaGay topless on V Magazine? Lady GaGa not topless on V Magazine. Also, puppies. They’re so cute! And whose bright ... Read More »

Jennifer Lopez slipped an areola

Jennifer Lopez is annoying. That doesn’t change the fact that she’s got a decent body though. Which is why I’m posting this blurry picture of her flashing some areola after ... Read More »

Dean Cain has the solution for O.M.G.I.G.P.

It’s never a good idea to let your significant other know you’ve been watching deviant porn for the past half hour. As you can see in this commercial, it can ... Read More »

Rumer Willis is see-through

Rumer Willis attended the MuchMusic Awards in Toronto last Sunday and guess what she was wearing to take focus off her humongous chin? A see-through dress. Yep, that’ll do it. ... Read More »

Shauna Sand wants you to pay attention

Shauna Sand and her franken-tits hit up Miami beach over the weekend. In fact, she decided to go topless despite laws prohibiting this. You could spray Windex in your eyes ... Read More »

Oh, dear God

I sat here for 30 minutes trying to come up with something clever to say, but the only thing that came to mind was: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” I swear my neighbors ... Read More »

Anna Paquin went topless

Anna Paquin went topless on the season premiere of True Blood yesterday (I could have sworn she did this already). So, for those of you who haven’t seen Anna Paquin ... Read More »

Update: “Piranha 3-D” seems promising

Piranha 3-D stars Elisabeth Shue, Richard Dreyfuss and some other actors on a downhill slide. According to IMDB: In Lake Victoria Arizona, a tremor causes the lake’s floor to open, setting ... Read More »

Britney Spears went topless, sort of

It amazes me that Britney’s people are still under the impression that they can market her as “sexy”. I assume that’s what they’re attempting to do in these leaked photos ... Read More »

The hottest thing ever

Beth Ditto exited a car the other day and you could totally see up her skirt. I think I’m in love. You know that burning sensation in your loins? That’s ... Read More »

Lily Allen is topless again

If you’re into chicks with funky tits, then you’ll love these photos of Lily Allen going topless. Otherwise, feel free to curl up into a ball and try to forget. ... Read More »

The beach is Charlotte Gainsbourg’s changing room

Charlotte Gainsbourg (21 Grams), fresh off a win for Best Actress at Cannes for her role in Antichrist (which looks really creepy), decided to celebrate by changing into a white ... Read More »

Lady GaGa is on the loose

What’d Lady Gaga go around flashing her labia for? I get that she doesn’t wear pants, but by now, shouldn’t she have mastered the art of tucking that in? This ... Read More »

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace dresses well

I think the question here isn’t “why are Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace’s breasts falling out of her shirt?,” but rather “why is Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace even wearing a shirt at all?” You have ... Read More »

Dolph Lundgren rocks out with his cock out

In today’s edition of “Do Not Want,” Dolph Lundgren was seen on the Mexican Riviera with his dick hanging out (NSFW picture here via Tabloid Prodigy). Why, just, why? I ... Read More »

Natalie Portman slipped a partial areola for Obama

Natalie Portman. What a tease. Padma Lakshmi had the good sense to wear a see-through dress to the White House Correspondents Dinner. Portman, on the other hand, just had to ... Read More »

Padma Lakshmi is see-through

Hot ass Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi showed up at the White House Correspondents Association Dinner, the first one that President Obama has attended, dressed in a see-through top. Obama ... Read More »