The site for Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest is live. If you have enough patience, you can try and find all the “plunder” to unlock Davey Jones’ chest. Supposedly you can win things. I assume these things are of no value to people. Since I have no patience to begin with, I won’t be testing my theory, unless you change the words Davey Jones’ chest to Jessica Simpson’s chest. Zing!
Update: I lied and unlocked the treasure. You get a screensaver and wallpaper! I proved my point. A link to the screensaver and wallpaper (1900×1600) so others don’t have to go through the hell I did.
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