Michael Jackson goes to Europe

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson announced that he has fired his business managers and is moving to Europe for “access to music industry figures”.

I think what Michael Jackson meant to say was that since he’s almost bankrupt he can’t molest American children anymore because they’re so materialistic and always want something in return. Now, all Jackson has to do for European children is show him his moonwalk. Gets them everytime.

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