Nicole Kidman was seen recently with what seems to be either a baby bump or early signs of obesity after coming out of her yoga class. There could probably be a lot of explanations for this like…I don’t know…drinking that water she’s carrying.
But if she was pregnant, it would start getting interesting. It could prove that Nicole Kidman might not have been the problem and Tom Cruise is actually sterile and he stole someone’s semen to inject Katie Holmes with. It could also mean, Tom Cruise might actually be gay and never had sex with Kidman but needed the people to think he was straight so he impregnated Katie Holmes with a vial of one of his Scientology brother’s sperm. Either way, Tom Cruise finally lost it and there’s no getting it back.