One of the joys of being a celebrity is people follow you everywhere to try and get the money shot. The one down side to that is if you have a pimple on your nose, someone is going to catch it with a 1000x zoom camera. You could choose to not go outside or try this new invention that will get your panties wet. I call it. Wait for it. Makeup. If you choose to forgo makeup, then try and balance it out by carrying a fat wad of cash out in the open while walking down the street like Liv Tyler. All people would then be thinking about is when you’re going to accidentally run into a flying brick. Click the banner for the full photo of that one.
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