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Natalie Portman is tired

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman showed up sweaty and tired with red bites on her leg and a wet spot around her lap. One could say she vomitted on herself and then fell into a nest of mosquitos. I like to take it for what it is. A confused Natalie Portman wandering the streets at night. In my biz, we call this easy prey.

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BigJimSlade
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Was this whole “movement” orchestrated by The Onion?
Whoever is shitting out these women’s movements MUST hate women. ONLY explanation.

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