Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker had a Myspace war of words yesterday. Travis made a Myspace for himself and posted a blog on why they broke up. It included a description of a day in his life.
Barker claimed that on a typical day, he would get up with his children at around 5:30 a.m. Moakler, on the other hand, stayed in bed until around 2 p.m. and was frequently out late partying, said Barker. He added that the couple’s kids often referred to their nanny as “Mommy.”
Barker also claimed that Moakler had neglected to mention that she would be competing on the third season of Dancing with the Stars or that she had a MySpace page.
“I was informed by our realtor that Shanna was doing Dancing with the Stars? Why wouldn’t she tell me, right?” he wrote. “A MySpace account? Where she posts pix of our kids and her and I half naked? Weird?”
However, Barker’s true breaking point came when he discovered condoms in their home, according to his posting.
“We don’t use condoms ever,” he wrote, insinuating that his wife had been unfaithful, a claim he also made to the New York Post.
“I’m sad to say those allegations [of infidelity] are true,” Barker told the paper via a rep. “My priority will remain my children.”
If you didn’t read through that, then I don’t blame you. To sum it up, Shanna is lazy and sleeps all day then goes out to party while Travis is at home taking care of the kids. Travis then found used condoms on the floor that weren’t from him. Before he took down his post, he also said Shanna was having an affair with some guy she met on Myspace. Shanna responded saying she was “concerned for his sanity” and that his lifestyle is taking a toll on him.
That’s pretty low. If you’re going to hide an affair, at least clean up the dirty condoms. That’s rule #1. Rule #2 is never have an affair with some guy from Myspace. Rule #3 is if you must choose someone from Myspace, at least have it be me.
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