Tom Cruise is out of a job

Unless Tom Cruise agrees to a paycut, he’ll no longer receive backing from Paramount. His 13 year deal with them lapsed last week with Paramount executives saying:

Cruise faces a “financial adjustment and reality check” before he can continue his illustrious career.

I’ll give you one guess as to why and I’ll even give you a hint. It’s not because he likes men. Other actors and actresses feeling the same heat include Jim Carrey, Mike Myers and Reese Witherspoon. This would mean instead of getting paid $10 million a picture, they would only be paid $5 million. Because of those asshole executives, they may now have to stop importing their caviar and spitting on homeless people.

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