Aaron Carter is a dumbass

Only a week after proposing to girlfriend, Kari Ann Peniche, Aaron has called off the engagement claiming he got caught up in the moment and hadn’t thought it through.

Some would say he realized that whatever sexual position they were in, his brother’s penis had probably already been there. So in essence, it would be like his penis was rubbing against his brother’s and he was freaked out over how excited that made him. Others would say it’s a publicity stunt for his new show House of Carters, but they’re wrong. It’s gotta be the gay penis thing. Occam’s razor man.

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17 years ago

Seriously she IS REALLY ugly & aaron has stolen a g/f from his bro & cheated on those other 2 disney chicks.
How in the hell does an ugly little nasaly white boy pop star so called rapper get chicks?

why the hell was lindsay & hillary fighting over THAT?! too funny.
I really agree, aaron & nick get a little to friendly sharing girl friends. EEWW.