Aaron Carter is a dumbass

Kari Ann Peniche

Only a week after proposing to girlfriend, Kari Ann Peniche, Aaron has called off the engagement claiming he got caught up in the moment and hadn’t thought it through.

Some would say he realized that whatever sexual position they were in, his brother’s penis had probably already been there. So in essence, it would be like his penis was rubbing against his brother’s and he was freaked out over how excited that made him. Others would say it’s a publicity stunt for his new show House of Carters, but they’re wrong. It’s gotta be the gay penis thing. Occam’s razor man.

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