Michael Jackson is looking to buy a castle on the Emerald Isle and is planning on building a leprechaun themed theme park.
ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…”Michael is deadly serious about this idea,ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚? a source told IrelandÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s Daily Mirror. ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…”He loves the whole idea of leprechauns and the magic and myths of Ireland. It would cost around 500 million Euros [about $635 million] to do. HeÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s always wanted to open his own theme park and he thinks Ireland is the perfect place and it will all be built around the leprechaun theme.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚?
Ireland is gonna be real happy with that. They’ve been working so hard to associate themselves with leprechauns over the past few years that they’ve almost ran out of ideas. That is until Michael the genius shows up. He’s the man with the plan.
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