That was fast. Danny Devito has already apologized to Barbara Walters for being drunk on The View yesterday. However, his publicist says he doesn’t know if Danny was drunk on the show or not, but claims he does not have a drinking problem.
The things he said disturbed me. Like how he slept in the Lincoln bedroom with his wife, maybe, and wrecked the place. What kind of perverted stuff is this guy into? I bet he likes to be thrown naked around the room like a little shot put. The look on Secret Service’s face as they walk in on him would be priceless.
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