The official trailer for The Simpsons movie premiered last night. To say it was disappointing is an understatement. You know when Homer is slammed between a rock and a building named “A Hard Place?” Genius. Why don’t you insult your audience some more by handing out pamphlets detailing every reference in the movie and title it with “Read this if you are a complete moron.” And last night’s episode was another let down. No substance or anything memorable. All I remember was Homer joined the Army.
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