Michelle Rodriguez whined on her blog about her DUI and the injustice of everything surrounding the case.
We get stopped driving like 15 miles an hour down a 35 to 40 mph road. I cry, this sucks ass, I get over it take pictures with some cops at precinct on their camera phone, take a breathalyzer and go home a couple of hours later. I hire some lawyer from Hawaii, lose my 28 acres of land and my home in Jersey paying him off, just so I can get the same treatment I would have gotten from a public defender. I realized my payday in movies was way better than T.V. at that moment….
She also felt like a guinnea pig when they made her wear that alcohol detecting ankle bracelet.
I go to get this thing put on and I realize this thing is like a freaking VCR, and why do they care If I drink, what am I gonna do, drink and walk over someone, I have no license. Anyway I put this contraption on and the second day the guy calls me and says you’ve got an alcohol reading. I was like, I haven’t had any liquor. He’s like, well you can’t use listerine, no shampoo, or soap, or lotion, or perfume, with alcohol in it.
There’s a lot more in the actual post. I went in and out of consciousness while reading it. The gist was wah, wah, call the wah-mbulace. I haven’t heard this much complaining since they told Rosie O’Donnell you don’t lose weight by washing down legs of lamb and buffalo wings with Slim-Fast.
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