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Michelle Rodriguez speaks

Michelle Rodriguez speaks

Michelle Rodriguez whined on her blog about her DUI and the injustice of everything surrounding the case.

We get stopped driving like 15 miles an hour down a 35 to 40 mph road. I cry, this sucks ass, I get over it take pictures with some cops at precinct on their camera phone, take a breathalyzer and go home a couple of hours later. I hire some lawyer from Hawaii, lose my 28 acres of land and my home in Jersey paying him off, just so I can get the same treatment I would have gotten from a public defender. I realized my payday in movies was way better than T.V. at that moment….

She also felt like a guinnea pig when they made her wear that alcohol detecting ankle bracelet.

I go to get this thing put on and I realize this thing is like a freaking VCR, and why do they care If I drink, what am I gonna do, drink and walk over someone, I have no license. Anyway I put this contraption on and the second day the guy calls me and says you’ve got an alcohol reading. I was like, I haven’t had any liquor. He’s like, well you can’t use listerine, no shampoo, or soap, or lotion, or perfume, with alcohol in it.

There’s a lot more in the actual post. I went in and out of consciousness while reading it. The gist was wah, wah, call the wah-mbulace. I haven’t heard this much complaining since they told Rosie O’Donnell you don’t lose weight by washing down legs of lamb and buffalo wings with Slim-Fast.

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