Update to the update: Us Magazine says they split again. Going back to this saggy ball story makes me nauseous.
Update: Saggy balls trump all. Cisco and Mischa didn’t break up over his junk. Cisco says she still wasn’t too thrilled by it.
“They had a blowup. She was furious.”
Mischa Barton made a pretty good move there. Having children with the same saggy ball syndrome would be frustrating. They’re liable to get caught in between the slats of a park bench. Just how many times do you need to tell them shorts and boxers are a lethal combination?
Note: I’ve been thinking the whole day that by blowup they meant her friends gave her an actual blowup like in a life size cardboard figure. Now I realize they were talking about blowup as in fight. My version is much cooler, but the other version is less disturbing.