First Angelina Jolie was going to adopt a Vietnamese baby, then some rep denied anything was being adopted. Now, Vu Duc Long, director of Vietnam’s International Adoption Agency, tells us Angelina filed adoption papers this week.
There’s a weird super army vibe here. Just one more kid and she’ll have enough to create The Planeteers. And by their powers combined, they’ll form Captain Planet. That dude will take pollution down to zero. God, I’m dating myself again. Come to think of it, Captain Planet is the lamest super hero ever. He has a mullet and his skin is tidy bowl blue. If I was an evil villain and this fruit came out of nowhere, I’d laugh my ass off before he even started his super hero rant. He’d probably cry or something. Stupid hippie.
Here’s Brad with Shiloh on the set of his movie. Aww, they’re almost cuter than that baby panda I saved.
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