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Winona Ryder

Winona Ryder may have wandered out of the spotlight and almost into jail a few years back, but she looks great now and by great I mean her breasts could pass for those of a 24-year-old. Her secret to such youthful buoyancy probably involves drinking the blood of virgins and sacrificing babies up top a large Aztec pyramid or just a really kick-ass bra/breast combination. My guess is the last one since the only thing I’ve gotten out of the first two is a smelly basement.

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She’s always been pretty. Too bad she got so screwed up.

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It’s the people, she had alot of people working on those things. Too bad they forgot about that whole vehicle thing. Is she shooting a movie?

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She got all that bad press for shoplifting — what was the vehicle thing? And yes, she’s been pretty, ever since she played Joe in Little Women! I love winona!

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