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Pax Jolie is all clear

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Angelina Jolie has cleared the last hurdle. The U.S. Consular has granted Pax Thien Jolie a passport. Credit to Defamer who got the passport photo. Between the media and her life, Angelina has vowed to be a stay at home mom until Pax adjusts to his new life.

“I have four children and caring for them is the most important thing for me at the moment. I am very proud and happy to be their mother. Photographs and press coverage will make him upset. I’m very worried about that. I would like to say I’m sorry for bringing this into Pax’s life.”

I can help Pax adjust to a life constantly surrounded by paparazzi. When those big mean men with cameras come, bury your head in Angelina’s chest. Make sure to shake it left and right for comfort. If she’s not carrying you, run up and cling to her legs looking scared. Bonus if she’s wearing a skirt. Double bonus if she’s commando. That’s just me though. Other people will probably say suck on a juice box. Those people just don’t care as much as I do.

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She is an idiot. I feel sorry for those kids.

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children are like trophies to her, geez!

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YOU ARE AN IDIOT. NOT ANGIE. SHUT UP YOUR STING MOUTH, HATER.

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ANGELINA JOLIE DID A GOOD JOB. SPONSOR HER NEW SON VERY QUICK. CONGRATULATION, JOLIE. HOPE YOU HAPPY WITH NEW SON.

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