Alec Baldwin, through his spokesperson, has released a statement to “Extra” in regards to the verbal beat-down he left on his 12 or 11-year-old daughter Ireland’s voicemail. The statement is an interesting read as it simultaneously makes an excuse and sucker punches his soon to be ex-wife Kim Basinger.
“In the best interest of the child, Alec will do what the mother is pathologically incapable of doing … keeping his mouth shut and obeying the court order. The mother and her lawyer leaked this sealed material in violation of a court order. Although Alec acknowledges that he should have used different language in parenting his child, everyone who knows him privately knows what he has been put through for the past six years.”
15 years from now, Ireland will look back on this and laugh. “Daddy, remember the time you threatened to straighten my ass out and called me a rude thoughtless little pig? And I couldn’t stop crying for three days? And is the sole reason I’ve become an emotional cripple? Ahh yes, good times, good times.”
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