Anna Kournikova got owned

Anna Kournikova

Anna Kournikvova and a Miami surfer had a minor tiff when she yelled at him and his puppy, “That dog should be on a fucking leash!” To which the surfer replied, “Maybe you should be on a fucking leash!” Ooooh, snap!

“All the surfers and bystanders applauded and barked at Anna.” Embarrassed, Kournikova walked around the corner, but “reappeared minutes later with three girlfriends who just stood there scowling.” Kournikova’s rep did not return calls.

Meanwhile, Enrique Iglesias defended Anna’s honor by doing what he does best; pushing her away and running, arms flailing, to hide behind a garbage can.

I know these pictures are really old, but I still fancy them.

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Bwhahahaaaaaa. Good comeback. Does she still even play tennis? I loved the HBO special I saw where all of these nasty, dyky, hermaphodite tennis chicks were complaining that she SUCKED as a tennis player yet made more in endorsements than all of them combined.


She deserved the treatment !!


he’s a mediocre singer

and she’s a mediocre tennis “player”

both suck ass

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