Jordin Sparks wins American Idol

Jordin Sparks

Jordin Sparks has won American Idol. The 17-year-old who looks 30 beat out Blake Lewis to win a Mustang and a deal with RCA. I will now resume not caring and go back to work impregnating one supermodel at a time. They say what I do is illegal. The only thing illegal about it is that I go all night long baby or until they regain consciousness.

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