Catherine Zeta-Jones is lavish

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Catherine Zeta-Jones credits shampooing with truffles and smearing beluga caviar in her hair for her shiny locks. The $400 caviar is flown in five days before her treatment to a beauty salon where she sips champagne and eats caviar canapes while being groomed.

“Catherine discovered the caviar treatment last summer and was astounded by the difference it made to her hair,” said a source.

“She has an incredibly rich and vibrant natural hair colour but the creamy, almost oily nature of caviar really brings this out, making the colour even richer and making it so much more glossy.

“The eggs are packed with omega-3 fatty acids necessary for the formation of structural proteins. It is these proteins that repair dry and damaged hair and smooth over any split ends.”

You wanna know what else works really well? Fresh human placenta. Yep, placenta gives my hair its vibrant color and extra bounce. It’s because placenta is packed with similar nutrients. Nutrients like omega-3 fatty acids and, uh, uterus juice.

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What a crock of sh*t! Isn’t this just like “The Emperor Wears No Clothes”? That she believes this treatment is beneficial makes me happy she is obviously being ripped off. The other side of this all around sad situation is that she somehow believes she is worthy of this exclusive elite style of treatment. There are starving, homeless people in the world. There are wars. There are hard working people struggling to get by for their families and this b*tch thinks she should be wasting several hundred dollars every time she washes her hair. What a waste of space on… Read more »


eh… the wealthy have been throwing their money away for thousands of years. at least she isnt enlisting hundreds of thousands of slaves to build a pyramid whose sole purpose is to house her dead body. THAT is a bit worse. besides.. if ladies didnt go that extra mile to look good, there would be more stay at home moms if you catch my drift.


Doesn’t she know the beluga whale is an endangered species? My god.


Beluga sturgeon, not whale, is where they get this type of caviar. If your gonna diss someone for their ignorance you might check your info first.


Well that’s stupid. A person can just eat more foods that have omega-3 like almonds or salmon. You don’t have to smear that shit in your hair, stupid.

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