Whitestarr is rretarrded

Cisco Adler and the Adlerettes have a VH1 show called Rock Life and to promote it, have posted a trailer on in which the Whitestarr singer brags,

I have some sort of gift with women . . . I tend to find myself dating famous women sometimes. I just write dope songs and [bleep] hot bitches.

Big houses, fancy cars, lots of women, but we’ve never actually sold a record. A lot of people don’t like to take us seriously . . . because we are ‘privileged children.’

Indeed. Hot bitches like Mischa Barton, Paris Hilton and Kimberly Stewart which is pretty much the cream of the crop if the crop you were growing was infested with locusts and a bear took a fat s**t on it. Adler also adds that they’re not that privileged.

We’re lucky enough to have a pool, but not a pool cleaner.

Hey, remember that picture of Cisco Adler’s saggy nutsack (link NSFW so don’t click unless you’re ready for it)? That’s all I remember about him. They’re so ugly even Tara Reid and her rippling stomach would laugh. So, if you’re planning on hitting the guy in the face with a bat, I suggest teeing off on that thing first.

As a bonus, here’s another trailer showing you how easy it is to trick a few girls. Apparently, I could walk down Hollywood Blvd. with a guitar in my hands playing the theme to Jurassic Park and the ladies would be all over me.

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