Anna Kournikova was spotted in Miami in a white bikini giving everyone huge boners. According to news reports. Ok. My news report. Ok. I just said it into my webcam all serious-like. Ok. I don’t have a webcam and that boner I mentioned is mine. Also, there was no report of any kind. Unless you consider a burning desire to run to the bathroom with some Kleenex a “report.” Which I do.