Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake were watching the Packer’s game on October 7 when Justin Timberlake’s cousin (?) grabbed Jessica’s ass. Jessica enjoyed it. JT’s cousin enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. As always, Justin Timberlake was oblivious. Jessica Biel could be sticking her tongue down another girl’s throat and Justin would just stand there pumping his fists in the air. Even when they show it on the jumbotron and everyone points and screams in Justin’s direction, he’ll just point back thinking, “That’s right. I’m the man!” That dude is a dork.