These pictures are a hodgepodge of confusion. First, Mischa Barton starts sunbathing topless or her bikini slipped which is fine by me, but then… is that Brandon Davis hanging around? Why is he molesting her from behind? Does this make sense to anyone? Am I seeing things? Is this an alternate reality where people aren’t instantly repulsed by his overactive sweat glands? Can there even exist such a reality?
On second thought, that doesn’t look like Brandon Davis, but I can’t tell.
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