Kanye West wants a 150-inch plasma

One of the benefits of being a celebrity are the free gifts like wristwatches, necklaces, cellphones and kidney transplants. Because of this, MSNBC suggests Kanye West might get, for free, that 150-inch plasma coming out in 2009 that he’s been saying will take the place of his projector in his media room.

After realizing that this has a 10% chance of happening, I too want to try my hand at getting one of these Panasonics for free. But, I’m not greedy. I’ll settle for a 50 inch LCD. You hear that? I’ll settle! *Waits a few seconds* Yes. I can feel the magic happening already. Soon, a beautiful LCD will be delivered to my place. Is… is that the doorbell I hear? This could be it! Wait, what the hell? Aww, no. Not again. How many times do I have to stomp on a flaming bag of poo? Can’t it for once be an HDTV I find burning on my doorstep? Or at least can it be something other than feces. Potpourri perhaps? Image via Engadget.

Panasonic 150-inch plasma [Kanye’s blog]

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15 years ago

It would be nice if he got a free bullet in the head!