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Sarah Jessica Parker is terrifying

Sarah Jessica Parker wouldn't stay buried

This creeps me the hell out. You would be creeped out too if this thing was crawling towards you. Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a scary monster from one of those Japanese horror remakes. If this was a video, you would hear eerie croaking sounds as you watched her inch towards her victim with stiff, jerky movements. Eeeeek! Run away, guy. You don’t want to know what she’s going to do to you.

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InsideHoops
12 years ago

IT’S CRAWLING TO FIND BABIES TO EAT. IT MUST FEED. IT MUST FEED. RUN FOR THE HILLS. IT CANNOT CLIMB.

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
12 years ago

The coolest thing about being her son would be betting friends they wouldn’t, first sneek a peak at her monster mole, then getting to touch that foul mole.

BTW: you know her her husband is just doing the cornhole with her, dude would puke if he was banging away on her twat and that mole winked at him.

Rick Da Ruler
Rick Da Ruler
12 years ago

Just effin FUGLY…Makeup, lighting & camera angles people…Oh yeah,almost forgot, and a HUMUNGOUS amount of photoshopping needed at all times on her…

julie wood
julie wood
10 years ago

Come on people, this was a shot of her ducking down to appreciate/play with her baby. She’s thin and healthy, and this is just a bad angle. You all are probably fat as hell and just jealous.

Matthewatkinson
Matthewatkinson
9 years ago

get a grip creeps shes unreal end of

Matthewatkinson
Matthewatkinson
9 years ago

shes unreal

Matthewatkinson
Matthewatkinson
9 years ago

amazing

Matthewatkinson
Matthewatkinson
9 years ago

ya stink of shit because shes amazing!!

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