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Richie Sambora busted for DUI

Richie Sambora

Richie Sambora was pulled over at 11:00 p.m. last night in Laguna Beach, California and arrested for driving under the influence. Police noticed him “driving erratically in a black Hummer” and state that he “failed numerous field sobriety tests”. Once at the station, Sambora requested a blood test rather than the usual breathalyzer.

Most of you will wonder, “Who’s this Richie Sambora?” To that, I will look at you with righteous indignation and matter of factly state, “I don’t know. I think he’s a musician who used to date Denise Richards or something. Remember her? She had a threesome in Wild Things. That was totally awesome. High five!”

Update: The dumbass had his kid Ava in the car and another minor. He could be charged for endangering children.

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chewy
chewy
12 years ago

looks like mickey rourke’s twin brother. similar right down to the drinking and driving.

milliardo
milliardo
12 years ago

man…driving under the influence with kids in the car. he was really livin’ on a prayer there. he gives fatherly love a bad name. if he’d of ran for it i’ll bet he would have been wanted…dead or alive…

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