Sarah Jessica Parker doesn’t understand

Sarah Jessica Parker

Plainly living in a house without mirrors, objects that reflect or puppies that sense evil, Sarah Jessica Parker can’t comprehend why she was voted unsexiest woman alive. So confused is she about her ugliness that she wonders aloud to Grazia magazine.

“Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No.

“Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men’s magazine? Maybe not.

“Am I really the unsexiest women in the world? Wow!It’s kind of shocking when men…

“It’s so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger.

“It upset him (Broderick), because it has to do with his judgement too. It’s condemnation, it’s insane. What can I do?

“I guess you can’t please all people.”

Aww, poor Sarah Jessica Parker. I have no doubt in my mind she’ll make it through this. She’s resilient. Horses are usually pretty forgiving when you give them a carrot and a salt lick.

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