Everyone’s favorite smug paparazzi, Adnan Ghalib, was involved in an attack which left him wounded over the weekend. Adnan was stabbed in the arm and received facial lacerations as well as a black eye. He is reportedly doing ok and will make a full recovery to continue his journey into becoming the next pseudo-celebrity. Expect to soon find him wandering the aisles of your local Target for cold sore medication after parasitically latching onto the face of his next fallen-from-grace celebrity.