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Kelly Osbourne had too much to drink

Kelly Osbourne

The Daily Mail says Kelly Osbourne left Mahiki in London last night really drunk and that she had to hold herself up against a wall to maintain her balance. What the Daily Mail didn’t report is that I offered her her car keys so she could drive herself home. Actually, it was more like I jangled the keys in front of her face and made a steering wheel motion with my hands while asking, “vroom, vroom?” Sadly, she didn’t bite and had someone else chauffeur her home. Curses! Next time, Kelly. Next time.

ErghErghErghErghErgh

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2nd pic from the left on the bottom:

The dude on the left looks like a Japanese Curly (from the 3 Stooges). Wooo wooo wooo, nyuk nyuk nyuk.

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Ooooooh! I cant believe I used to want to bang her!

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