Amy Winehouse has emphysema

Doctors have finally figured out what’s wrong with Amy Winehouse. She’s been doing too many drugs. This stark realization came about when they saw video and read reports of her doing too many drugs. Doctors are smart. Oh and they’ve diagnosed her with emphysema and covered her with nicotine patches to help her quit. The Daily Mail writes:

“She’s eating like a horse – she’s 16 pounds heavier than the last time she was in hospital.

“There will be a decision on whether she can sing at Glastonbury.

“She understands she has to change. All she wants to do now is to sing,” he added.

Yesterday Mitch told of how his world-famous daughter could be forced to wear a permanent oxygen mask to survive if she doesn’t follow medical advice.

“With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She’s got 70 per cent lung capacity. “

Amy’s dad Mitch also told her drug dealers that they have to take responsibility for their actions. After hearing this, the drug dealers, feeling great remorse, flushed all their crack down the toilet and went on the straight and narrow. It seems Mitch’s words really touched them. Right there. In their once cold, crack supplying hearts.

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