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Kurt Cobain’s ashes stolen

Courntey Love

Courtney Love is said to be suicidal after discovering the ashes of her late husband, who she piggybacked to fame, were stolen. The haggard spectacle kept the ashes in a “pink teddy-bear-shaped bag along with a lock of his hair.”

But a couple of weeks ago, she was horrified to discover them gone, along with thousands of pounds worth of clothes and jewelery.

Courtney said: “I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do.”

Police have obtained a description of the suspect and have put out an APB for a man with long, greasy hair wearing a flannel sweater tied around his waist, torn jeans and boots. They may have a surly demeanor and may relentlessly try to convince you that grunge is not dead. Contrary to the fact that it totally is.

Still, being the concerned citizen that I am, I searched eBay for “Kurt Cobain’s ashes.” Zero results. Looks like Courtney is SOL. Oh, well. Nice knowing you, I guess.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
11 years ago

You know she snorted that shit. Was likely hoping that there was some leftover coke in there that didn’t get burned. I’m more surprized that she didn’t do this years ago.
Could be she’s just collecting the insurance money….gotta feed the monkey!

Maria
Maria
11 years ago

Sad that the ashes are gone, but even sadder is that she will not follow through on her promise to commit suicide if she does not get them back. This is even more of a tease than Paris Hilton doing the whole “vote or die” program and then not following through.

anon69
anon69
11 years ago

oh please, Courtney’s so full of crap-
No one stole those ashes. Courtney needs some attention.

AMALEAJON
11 years ago

HOLY SHIT…IM GONNA VOMIT!!!!!!! IM SO FKN SICK RIGHT NOW!! WHO WOULD STEAL KURTS ASHES FROM HIS FAMILY??? WTF IS WRONG WITH U? IF U READING THIS RIGHT NOW U NEED TO RETURN THEM FOR HIS DAUGHTER, HIS FAMILY
SERIOUSLY WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?

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