Courtney Love is said to be suicidal after discovering the ashes of her late husband, who she piggybacked to fame, were stolen. The haggard spectacle kept the ashes in a “pink teddy-bear-shaped bag along with a lock of his hair.”
But a couple of weeks ago, she was horrified to discover them gone, along with thousands of pounds worth of clothes and jewelery.
Courtney said: “I can’t believe anyone would take Kurt’s ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I’m suicidal. If I don’t get them back I don’t know what I’ll do.”
Police have obtained a description of the suspect and have put out an APB for a man with long, greasy hair wearing a flannel sweater tied around his waist, torn jeans and boots. They may have a surly demeanor and may relentlessly try to convince you that grunge is not dead. Contrary to the fact that it totally is.
Still, being the concerned citizen that I am, I searched eBay for “Kurt Cobain’s ashes.” Zero results. Looks like Courtney is SOL. Oh, well. Nice knowing you, I guess.
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