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Here’s a personal home video of a drunk Shia LaBeouf calling his friend a faggot and dawg (cool urban slang) and goading him into slapping him. This is what drunk people like to do for fun. Drunk people are also pussies. After what seems like 10 minutes of dancing around, Shia finally gets slapped and is told to take a shot of tequila.
Shia has no doubt pissed off a few people in the gay community. His only hope is to go to the same magical rehab Isaiah Washington went to. Rehab is the solution for everything in Hollywood. Drunk? Rehab. Drugs? Rehab. Using the word faggot? Rehab. Dead hooker? Rehab. All is forgiven after rehab. It’s like a confessional for celebrities. Their penance is a one week stay at a glamorous resort facility also known as hell.
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