Shia LaBeouf will go to rehab, maybe

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Here’s a personal home video of a drunk Shia LaBeouf calling his friend a faggot and dawg (cool urban slang) and goading him into slapping him. This is what drunk people like to do for fun. Drunk people are also pussies. After what seems like 10 minutes of dancing around, Shia finally gets slapped and is told to take a shot of tequila.

Shia has no doubt pissed off a few people in the gay community. His only hope is to go to the same magical rehab Isaiah Washington went to. Rehab is the solution for everything in Hollywood. Drunk? Rehab. Drugs? Rehab. Using the word faggot? Rehab. Dead hooker? Rehab. All is forgiven after rehab. It’s like a confessional for celebrities. Their penance is a one week stay at a glamorous resort facility also known as hell.

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Penney Nile

The guy is a pretty decent actor, and could be doing a lot better for himself if only he’d straighten up and fly right. I hope he gets himself sorted out before he does something TRULY stupid and winds up working at McDonald’s for a living. (No insult intended towards Mickey D employees…)

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