Ladies rejoice! Jimmy Kimmel is single.

Sarah Silverman

The world’s most eligible bachelor, Jimmy Kimmel, has broken up with comedienne, Sarah Silverman, after five years of dating. Sarah’s rep confirmed the report and added:

“Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment.”

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman made the most confusing couple in Hollywood. Neither of them are particularly funny, but Sarah was pretty hot for a comedienne and was out of his league. If I had to guess, they probably ended it because of their sex life which was basically Sarah taking off her clothes and Jimmy sitting on the edge of the bed in his tightey whities laughing like a retard, clapping his hands and drooling all over himself.

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conservatives are stupid


Eric Karnes remarks regarding Rachel Maddow have left me questioning his whole article. If he lies about her, what else is he lying about?

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