Michael Jackson goes “Wheeee!”

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson visited a toy store near his home in Vegas yesterday looking very inconspicuous. He disguised himself in a baseball cap, pyjamas, dreadlocked wig, sunglasses and a surgeon’s mask all while being pushed around in a wheelchair. There was absolutely no way that anyone would recognize him. Which is why it was a big surprise when parents started pulling their kids closer to them as Michael rolled by. “Drat!,” he thought. “I’m missing the most important part of my disguise: a stretched out condom pulled over my head.”

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