Naomi Watts, 39, is four months pregnant with her second child after only giving birth to Alexander Pete 10 months ago. She was last seen in the US remake of Funny Games and is set to star in the Alfred Hitchcock remake of The Birds. Up until two years ago, she made regular appearances in my fantasies, pleasuring me with naked lap dances and complex math equations. Now she just mopes around in my dreams bitching until I throw a donut at her. So, I think I speak for everyone when I say, “Fuck you Liev Schreiber.”
Thus continues my posting of “kids sticking fingers in their mom’s mouths” banner pictures. Except, this time it looks like the kid is making Naomi do the blowjob motion making it even more weird and awkward.