Audrey Tautou is in Italy on vacation and like the other celebs, is dawdling at the beach. Her bikini really highlights how sickly and frail she is. Like her muscles have atrophied to the point where they can no longer support the rest of her body and at any moment, she’ll collapse into a puddle of human flesh and powdered bone. Of course, this also manages to describe the perfect woman. They put up less of a struggle when they’re like this.
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